Monday, December 26, 2011

Fwd: Citizen Journalist: Welcome to My World...



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Subject: Citizen Journalist: Welcome to My World...

                         CITIZEN JOURNALIST: Welcome to My World
                            by Citizen Journalist with Richard DePersio
                                            (More Downstairs)
 
Scrooge: "I was born with a strong nasty gene. The excuse works for homos,
why not me? Wait a bloody minute! I was changed by environmental factors,
why not they? I shall not disappoint: HUMBUG!"
 
Will we have to PROTECT ourselves from that special class of asteroids called
TROJANS which orbit ahead of and behind some planets (60 decrees ahead,
behind). They appear to be about .6 miles wide - asteroids this size and
larger could cause mass extinctions. However, their orbits seem very stable
(being where the planet's gravity balances the more distant sun's) and they
appear to have been there as long as the planets have.
 
OWS-er: "I went from living in my parents house to living in a tent. I have big
aspirations: I hope someday to have my own curbside spot leading to a spot
at the city's landfill."


Monday, December 19, 2011

Fwd: The World and the Cosmos...



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Sent: Mon, Dec 19, 2011 11:59 am
Subject: The World and the Cosmos...

THE WORLD and THE COSMOS (which means world) ACCORDING to CITIZEN JOURNALIST
                                   by Citizen Journalist with Richard DePersio
Kuiper Belt Objects: After Solar Nebula collapsed to become pancake shaped, the Kuiper objects
were unable to coalesce into a planet due gravitational perturbations caused by the forming
giant planets.
Oort Cloud Objects: Material that was left-over in the inner solar system after inner planets
formed was hauled into a cloud surrounding the solar system by...yes, the same culprit...
the giant planets. Earth, for example, swept up material in its path (orbit). We are talking about
material between the inner planets.
(See: "Topper Presents..." at www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com ).
Sad Story: CJ became a little cripple and had to give up promising career as a ballerina. Just
kidding! Could you picture 6', 225 lb. CJ in a tutu! If you can, you have serious issues. Don't hang
in my crib.
Numbers, beautiful numbers. Last week: Readers: 105, Visits: 385. This week: 133, 456! Thank
You. Things are looking up. CJ is really cooking!


Monday, December 12, 2011

Fwd: ...COSMOS of CITIZEN JOURNALIST...




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Subject: ...COSMOS of CITIZEN JOURNALIST...

                         THE C.M.T./A.D.D. COSMOS of CITIZEN JOURNALIST
                                  by Citizen Journalist with Richard DePersio
 
"I was born with strong cross dressing gene!" (See web site 3)
 
Occupy Wall Street-er: "Taxpayers should pay off my student loan. I can't get
work. I majored in library science; my smelly friend to the right majored in
women's studies; the friend who is squatting, peeing and defecating in public majored in
gay studies; incessant drummer majored in sociology and ancient literature."
 
County Court House in Texas has a Nativity seen out front. It has been told: "You'll
have to remove it unless you add a gnome or Frosty the Snowman to it (Lemmon Law)

Monday, December 5, 2011

Fwd: Citizen Journalist Presents...




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Subject: Citizen Journalist Presents...

                                  Citizen Journalist Presents C.M.T./A.D.D. Universe
                                       by Citizen Journalist and Richard DePersio

There were only two nuns in Catholic elementary school who worked with rather than
against Citizen Journalist. He had been told a few years after he had graduated that
both nuns had turn in their stripes. He had wondered for a long time if he were somehow
partly responsible. A month ago, he discovers that his home room and science nun in
6th and 8th grade was still a nun and now in her 80s. What follows is the opening to the
letter that he sent her:

Dear Sister XXXXXX,
      You favorite student here! Although, I spent half of the school year standing in the
corner or in the principal's office! You and Sister Mary Edith were the only two nuns who
worked with me instead of against me. (It sounds as if I'm still bitter after all of these years.
Far from it. I realized a long time ago that most nuns can't help being what they are. And,
I've enjoyed a modicum of success in spite of them).
 
It's not surprising that union bosses would want 'card check' for their union thugs. They
want the thugs to intimidate workers into voting in favor of the creation of a union at their
place of employment and, then, be able to break legs subsequent to the vote. Card check
would take away an employee's (U.S. citizen's) right to a secret ballot. Union thugs would
be able to check how you voted - whether, you behaved properly or not!
      Why hasn't the ACLU spoken out against card check. The truth about the ACLU: When
it was founded in the 1920s, its first director Roger Baldwin told the org's new members
that the overt and public mission of the ACLU was to protect civil liberties but its covert and
secret mission was to transform America into a progressive/secular nation.
      After Republicans seized control of the House, dems had to put card check on hold.
Obama signed an Executive Order making it harder for management to make its case to
employees. They've decided to settle for that for the time being.
 
Actors and Actresses have you ever seen them on talk shows? Without writers putting the
words in their mouths and directors telling them how to use their bodies, most of them can
barely put together a coherent sentence.
     Five...ten...fifteen takes mostly due to actors and actresses (some actresses want to be 
macho and be called actors) flubbing their lines. They're paid large sums of money. All they
have to do is memorize lines. Can't they have enough respect for their profession to do just
that instead of partying or maybe the problem isn't partying but a lack of ability.
    PAY US THE BIG BUCKS AND WE'LL SCREW-UP LINES WITH THE BEST OF THEM!!!
 
 
 


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Fwd: Citizen Journalist's C.M.T./A.D.D. Perspective...



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Subject: Citizen Journalist's C.M.T./A.D.D. Perspective...
              CITIZEN JOURNALIST'S C.M.T./A.D.D. PERSPECTIVE
                      by Citizen Journalist and Richard DePersio

Barney 'Limp of Wrist' Frank and Citizen Journalist have only one thing in common:
there both on their way out. It was Barney's Fannie and Freddie that was largely
responsible for economic/financial crisis. (Fannie and Freddie are semi-independent
fed agencies {See. the series finale': "Microft Presents Goodbye-Farewell-Amen} and
are unconstitutional - fed gov shouldn't be in the business of guaranteeing mortgages).
 
CITIZEN American's Candidate JOURNALIST: Vote for him before he drops out of
presidential race. Insert your ballot in slots at the entrance of all five of CJ's comsats
(web sites).
 
Citizen Journalist attended a Catholic Elementary School and spent half of each school
year standing in the corner and in the principal's office. He didn't quite understand this
as punishment...nay...he thought it reward for he got to engage in these strenuous
activities while his classmates had to do school work. He didn't quite understand when
a nun would say: "I hope that you learned your lesson!


Sunday, November 27, 2011

Fwd: THE C.M.T./A.D.D. World of Citizen Journalist...



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Sent: Mon, Nov 21, 2011 2:28 pm
Subject: THE C.M.T./A.D.D. World of Citizen Journalist...
Please read new expanded version of "Potpourri" and the Wonderful World of Citizen
Journalist below.

///You can have an all male military and succeed but you can't have an all female or
all homo military and do so. We need to create the best military possible; there
shouldn't be room for political correctness and liberal social experimentation. The
various branches ofthe military are deciding whether or not to allow women in
combat units and in special forces. (in the early '90s, one by one, a few sailors
raped a navel officer - she couldn't defend herself! What did Clinton do: he
punished all naval fighter pilots by allowing women to join their ranks. This
represents the only exception to non-combat roles for women to date. There was
no study on the effect that this might have on fighter jocks (morale) or if women
could hack in COCKpit. Order was implemented toot sweet-ly! Women in basic
training (Army and Air Force) and Boot Camp (Navy and Marines) have to meet
lower mental and physical standards to pass tests and successfully complete
program. Is this any way to run a Fighting Force!?! We should be concerned with
creating the most effective, efficient, productive, leanest, meanest Military Machine
possible not with accommodating people so that they can play in uniform.
For more and this and related topics from an objective perspective, please read articles
2 & 3 at www.Citizenj.blogspot.com - connect from Facebook: Richard DePersio; Twitter:
@rickaddsite ).
Religion in general and Christianity in particular had been important components of
all branches of the military since their inception. Now, religion, especially, Christianity
(80% of American identify themselves as such) is being eliminated from functions
in the services due to the complaints of a few (minority rule) who can politely keep
their god damn mouths shut during such traditions (if they are so thin-skinned that
they find this offensive, they are too thin-skinned to where a uniform!). (Full disclosure:
Writer is Deist with a splash of Plato; he was raised a Catholic; he understands
importance of RELIGION, primarily Christian/secondarily Jewish and TRADITION in
WESTERN CIVILIZATION {WC and we don't mean water closet is what should be taught
in elementary and high school world history classes - period! And, 80% of American
History should be about the white Christian males who primarily made it; 7 1/2% about
free and slave blacks prior to Civil War and free since; 7 1/2% Jews since 1890s; 5% other.
Melting Pot not Multi-Cultural would benefit all Americans. One's culture is for home, clubs
and colleges - for those who wish to partake of it in college.}).
A slight A.D.D. detour: It can't be a coincidence: in 1964, the public school day could
no longer begin with a Christian prayer and the Bible (both Testaments) could no longer
be used to help teach English and the growth over the past few decades in young people
 using bad language, disrespecting parents and teachers, taking drugs, staying out late,
committing suicide, committing crimes, engaging in pre-marital sex, etc. The Founding
Fathers approved of those activities in public schools (Jefferson as President ordered that
 those activities which were permitted in public schools in the 13 states had to occur in
DC schools as well; the U.S. Supreme Court decided in '64 that that understood the U.S.
 Constitution better than Our Founders!!!
We are advocating for more liberal social experimentation:  same-sex toilets and co-ed
 prisons.Come on, ladies, you can handle it. Pretty in pink.///
Libs: It's wrong to slight anyone or make anyone feel unwanted...
                 "We are hurt. You've been creating a 21th military and our rights have been
                   ignored. We, the cross-dressers of America, have something special to add.
                   Be all that you can be in the lovely army!"
On our hiring practices...
                  "We at Citizen Journalist Comsats are equal opportunity employers. We have
more dead people on our payroll than any other company in America. And, we don't just
mean one token dead person like some companies."
Fact: Down-Under, water spirals downward in opposite direction in toilet than it does in the
Northern Hemisphere.
                  "Will the number of readers that we have go up or down? Knickers (we're feeling
                    Australian) down, good. She is unique prognosticator. Are knickers descending
                    or rising?



Fwd: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CITIZEN JOURNALIST...



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Sent: Mon, Nov 7, 2011 5:55 pm
Subject: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CITIZEN JOURNALIST...

                  THE WONDERFUL CMT/ADD WORLD OF CITIZEN JOURNALIST
                               by Citizen Journalist and Richard DePersio
(comsat-ak is our least visited comsat. Try visiting from Profile Page. Much good
stuff, including, "Return to Plato's Cave," "Plato's Cave"; "The Masterpiece"; "The
Article"; "You Name this Article for We are too Lazy"; the above named article.
Mosey on over to www.rickaddsite.blogspot.com for "Journalism," "The Article
(a different version)," "Action Chain Letter 4" and "Moon Mining," as well as,
www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com where you can enjoy "Niece Speaks," "Potpourri,"
"Dago Red," "Citizen Journalist: Bigot or Savior," "The Truth about Blacks
Colored," "Meteors Make Merry/ Mexicans Make Merry" and the Above Named
Article)
                                 Citizen Journalist Giving You the Finger
In utero, fetus is bath in testosterone with a peak dosage about four months into
gestation: males stronger than females; some males stronger dose
than others; some females stronger than others. This appears to correlate with
males being more right-hemisphered (the top of the brain, the neocortex is divided
into two hemispheres - the matter isn't gray until dead - - stop making that mistake...
you...yes, you...you who is reading this). One of the areas in which right-hemisphere
 has primary control is with geometry and spatial dimensions: male less likely to get
lost; more likely to get all suitcases into drunk of car; more likely to excel at sports.
One of the characteristics of left-hemisphere is verbal skills. Humans with the most
advanced brains aren't slaves of their biology (so much for sociobiology: being born
with a strong homo or greedy or criminal gene; we are a product of everything that we
learned/experienced in the order that we learned/experienced it and those we have
known, especially, parents in most cases; not genetic, although, hormones may play a
role - male brain is usually bath in more testosterone than female in intense situation
and, therefore, more likely to choose fight over flee) there are women who excel at
 sports - it might take them more time and be harder; there are men who discuss/
debate well. The dose might explain why some women are aggressive.
It appears to manifest itself in the hand: Ring finger longer than Pointer Finger
equates with strong dose. Ladies, Citizen Journalist's Ring Finger is twice as long
as his F...Middle Finger!
                                            Contact Established
Pioneer 10 was launched in 1972 to Jupiter and Pioneer 11 was launched in 1973 to
Jupiter and Saturn - both carried a plague with the principle designer being the late
Carl Sagan; we can assure you that he was alive at the time. Plaque depicted male
and female, our location in The Galaxy (it is acceptable to use 'The Galaxy' in the
place of 'Milky Way Galaxy.' The word moon isn't capitalized except when referring to
our Moon: the Moon). They have gone a long way, baby! These probes, the first built
to exit our solar system (Ss never capitalized) are now over 100 AUs from earth (rarely
capitalized except when listing with other planets; AU = Astronomical Unit = about 93
million miles - the distance of the earth from the sun). The Kuiper Belt (capitals) is
between 30 and 50 AUs from the sun (rarely capital). The asteroid belt is located
between Mars and Jupiter and consists of rocky and iron/nickel asteroids. Kuiper Belt
is made up of comets - out there they are dirty snowballs: boulders covered with ice and
ice containing rocks and pebbles. The Oort Cloud is a spherical cloud of comets
surrounding the rest of the solar system ranging from 50,000 to 150,000 AUs out or 1 to
2.5 light years. The outer shell being about half way out to the nearest star which some
consider the boundary of the solar sector (system was getting redundant). Carl hoped
that a space-faring civilization might retrieve it some day; that day has arrived! The
plaque also indicated the hydrogen atom - the most abundant atom in the cosmos -
and the 21cm line in which it strongly radiates. AS hoped, they attached info to the
microwave line which NASA has translated into a visual image (see above).
 



Fwd: POTPOURRI...



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(Originally published: Oct. 23, 2011; Expanded: Nov. 18, 2011).

                                             POTPOURRI
                       by Richard DePersio with Citizen Journalist
FOX NEWS ALERT: This article is being investigated by Ellery Queen.*
__________________________________________________________________
                             
                                   Six Degrees of Separation
                                    by ? and the Mysterians

(Copies of emails sent to nieces and nephew in the past; prior submission to their
parents for approval or censorship).
 Are you taking anti-bullying classes? Public schools, even superior magnet schools,
indoctrinate rather than educate.
                                       The Other Side
Expanded/ Fed gov has been violating "U.S. Constitution" for a hundred years: Presidents,
Congresses and U.S. Surpreme Courts. The biggest Presidential Culprits (in order)
have been: Obama, FDR, LBJ and Wilson. The fast majority of Americans embrace
the Real Federalist/Constructionalist/Capitalist/Judeo-Christian U.S. Constitution while
the liberal 20% who control public elementary and high schools, colleges, as well as,
most major newspapers, TV networks, movie studios and record companies support
the bogus progressive/secular 'living' constitution which calls for fed gov usurping state
powers and minimizing and negating citizen's rights (for more info see the series "Alfred
Hitchcock Presents Second American Revolution
Verbal harassment and bullying and hate speech are protected by the U.S. Constitution!
We have  rights that we can exercise or not, rights that we can abuse. Private companies
and clubs can limit certain constitutional rights if they choose but not gov!!! Except in
prisons and, perhaps (see the following paragraph), public elementary and high schools
 but no where else - but they have been, when it comes to speech for the past 30 years.
As a result of getting away with it, they have been doing it in other areas (which don't
concern you right now) for the past few years. When you allow a door to be opened a
crack, libs will force it all the way open!/
Yes, there is another side. Bullying has been going on for thousands of years.
You uncle was bullied and he bullied. It is part of growing up. School should
prepare you for the adult world: adults bully. People tease friends and insult
enemies. Be on guard for people exploit the weaknesses of others for their own
advantage.
You were right when you said, "People should be judged as individuals." Judged
by their intelligence, personality, attractiveness and physical attributes. They
should also be judged by the company they keep: the kind of friends that they
have. They can be understood by the groups for which they are a part: gender;
race, nationality, ethnicity; religious affiliation; political party; clubs. You can
gain a full picture of a person by  how much money that they have, their
musical preferences, job, etc. All are important in formulating an opinion.
There is nothing wrong with teasing and joking. PC people are dull people. There
is nothing wrong with responding to an insult with an insult.
Your uncle's friend is Citizen 'Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple Journalist.
 
Your uncle is proud to know 'the talking horse' Mr. Ed. Recently, your uncle sent him a
treat: oats. He had phoned and complained that he tired of just hey. I placed it in a
sealed-container, otherwise, post office wouldn't deliver it.
 
I know the banker Topper and his companions - the ghosts George and Marion for many
years. They visited me the other day and I took their picture which I am sending to you
as proof that I know them.
_____________________________________________________________________________
 
                                              TELEVISION
                                                  by You
Back in the 1960s, 27 to 40 fresh episodes of a television series were made per year. The
number decreased as you moved from decade to decade. Today, a paltry 22 or 23 episodes
are made which explains why there are a lot of repeats during the year in addition to the
summer repeat season.
Back then, a 60-minutes show was 50 minutes plus commercials and promos (ads for other
shows on the same channel). Over time it has been reduced to today's 43 minutes. Have
you ever watched an old episode of one of your favorite series from the past and had a
feeling that a scene or two was missing? You're not crazy. The powers-that-be have been
known to squeeze in a 30- or 60-second commercial at your expense.
CBS created color television in 1954 but it didn't fly. RCA's version did in 1954
 Color shows are more expensive to make than black-and-white ones. Back in the
1950s, shows were owned by the sponsor or the sponsor and the studio (if the studio didn't
own a piece, it was paid for the use of its facilities were the series was made; if they owned
a piece, the executive producer worked for them) or the sponsor and the network or the
sponsor, network and studio. Fifty per cent were owned only by the sponsor.
A show took the summer off and was replaced by a summer replacement show which may
or may not return the following summer. On rare occasions, a summer show would graduate
to the regular season. Shows began going into summer repeats in 1954 and by 1960 virtually
all shows were doing so. Around 1960, people began to wonder: what will become of episodes
of old series? The concept of repeat syndication was born. Now, CBS, NBC and ABC wanted
to own a piece of all the shows that they aired. Further, they didn't like the creative control
that sponsors had over shows. And, it was becoming too expensive for sponsors to own all
or part of a series in which only their commercials aired. The networks bought out the
sponsor. What if the sponsor didn't want to sell? After the series ended, it would be replaced
by a series that was owned by the network and executive producer or the network, executive
 producer and studio. By 1970, the networks owned a piece of all the shows on their network.
The FCC decided that this was bad and that the networks could only own a piece of 15%
of their shows. It took until 1980 for them to completely comply.
Your thinking: You are A.D.D.-tripping. The more shows that were made in color, the more
color sets were sold; the more color sets that were sold, the more shows were made in color.
It was a commitment - a commitment of more money. RCA owned NBC but that didn't mean
that all shows were made in color in 1954. CBS didn't want specials or weekly series in color
because RCA would profit. ABC had no such qualms but was the third placed network. Only a
few specials, sitcoms and anthology series were in color prior to 1959; that year, Bonanza was
the first weekly drama.By 1966: NBC aired about 75% of specials in color and about 50% of
weekly series and ABC about 50% of specials and 15% of series and CBS none. By 1970,
everyone (CBS included) and everything was in color.
_______________________________________________________________________________
                                             Spinning Wheel
                                      by Blood, Sweat and Tears
The earth orbits that sun at about the distance of 93 million miles. The sun orbits the center of
the Milky Way Galaxy which is 100,000 x 6,000,000,000,000 long. The sun is about 1/3 of the
way in from the edge. The Milky Way contains 150,000,000,000 stars and moves through space.
Let's not forget that the earth rotates. Don't you feel dizzy?
________________________________________________________________________________
*He was the author and the main character in the Ellery Queen series of books. Actually, it was the
 pen-name for two authors. Citizen Journalist knows Ellery Queen too.
________________________________________________________________________________






Monday, November 21, 2011

Fwd: GOODBYE*FAREWELL*AMEN*...



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Subject: Fwd: GOODBYE*FAREWELL*AMEN*...

(Alfred Hitchcock {ironic - he was born in England} Presents "Second American
Revolution - Part 3 {New} and Parts 2 & 1 {immediately follow plea below}).

                                  GOODBYE*FAREWELL*AMEN* *
by Citizen Journalist, Editor/Senior Writer and Richard DePersio, Publisher/Editor-in Chief,
Chief of Writing Staff (Publishers: Richard DePersio and Google Blogs; Citizen Journalist
Comsats, Owners: Richard DePersio and Citizen Journalist).
 
Number of weekly readers: 50-150      Numbers of weekly visits to five web sites: 225-325**
                           (Numbers haven't grown over the past seven weeks)
 
Is Citizen 'Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple' (cmt, nosey!) Journalist saying: "Goodbye,
Farewell, Amen?" It's up to his readers/cyber-friends. Will you tell family members, co-workers,
friends, cyber-friends and enemies about Citizen Journalist Comsats (web sites)?
We also need writers: Science; Poetry; Politics; Humor; History...Go where your Muse takes
you! (You can include a plug for your company and/or favorite charity/non-profit in submitted
 
Facebook (and they are within their rights) are limiting Citizen Journalist activities, including,
promos for the next month.
 
Former museum educator Citizen Journalist (previously known as Citizen Museum), present
business partners are George and Marion Kerby.
Please connect to five web sites via Home and Profile Pages (Twitter: @rickaddsite; Facebook:
Richard DePersio.
Will you and will you encourage those that you know to visit or visit and become a member of our
Facebook Pages: Second American Revolution, Diogenes Club; Our Associates: Holmes Sherlock,
Alfred Hitchcock TV, Twilight Zone, De Persio's Clan, Alfred Hitchcock Geeks, Invidia Staff Stefano
Rinaldo, THE Meeting Place (Citizen Journalist has numerous posts at these sites).
 
Will we do ourselves a Second American Revolution!?!
 
*Name of the series  finale' of M*A*S*H **Statistics based on Google and AddThis Analytics.

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Fwd: JOURNALISM...



-----Original Message-----
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Sent: Sun, Oct 23, 2011 12:22 pm
Subject: JOURNALISM...

                                                Journalism
       by Richard DePersio, Citizen Journalist and Walter Koskiusko Waldowski
 
Richard D.: "The gang's all here. Who has the numbers? Our goal is 1300 readers
(visits) over a one month period beginning two weeks ago." Citizen Journalist: I
have the numbers in this precious sealed envelope. Carnac will divine the number."
WKW: "Why is it sealed from us? Who sealed it? Why the mystery?" CJ:
"Sherlock and Ellery Queen for our enjoyment and they sent over a nude women
to open it." RD: I'm confident that our male readers are taking pleasure in viewing
her." CJ: "Open it; open it wide. Oh, no! She's peeing and defecating in public. She
must be an 'Occupy Wall Street-er'! You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady,
I use the term lady loosely. There are children present! Give me that envelope. Wait!
I want to put on sanitary gloves. Drum roll, please. Two weeks ago, we enjoyed
313 and last week, 378. Break out the booze! Our readers are welcomed to join us."
RD: "Why is Cain having difficulty with his 9-9-9 Plan? He should just say that it has
been endorsed by Arthur Laffer. He studied it and deemed it fair and without problem."
WKW: "Anthropologists should cage a few of the 'OWSs' for future study." RD: "My
bank has just begun charging me a $15 monthly fee. Am I angry with my bank? Of
course not. I understand what the smelly ones don't. A year and a half ago, Obama
signed Barney 'watch your back' Frank's Financial Reform which is beginning to
take effect. One component reduced the amount that banks could charge retailers
for using their credit and debit cards. Fed gov shouldn't micro-manage businesses in
a capitalist society. Companies, including, banks exist to make a profit for their
owners or stockholders and to make money to expand, including, the hiring of new
workers. If fed gov reduces what they can make here, they will increase what they
make there. They won't swallow the loss. Consumers suffer thanks to Obama and
Frank." CJ: "OWSs are talking about the 1%. Dago Red: "Hold it! Is article going to
be all preface? Save something for the article proper." RD: "What's he doing here?"
As is our wont, we start with cosmos (which means world) and, then, deal with the
world and 'Offending with Truth' when warranted. (Haven't you gotten a head start?).
       The humiliation continues...NASA grounded, we have a $1.5 billion to contract
with Russia - whom, we beat in the moon race - to fly us to the International Space
Station (for which we footed most of the bill) until 2016. Negotiations are underway
to extend it beyond 2016. $1.5 billion for Russia and over $3 billion for development
of private sector flights to ISS. It's $4,5 billion that should be going to NASA. NASA
(taxpayers) shouldn't be giving $$$s to private companies but capital-risk investors
should. The $4.5 could accelerate Heavy-Lifter (test flights beginning in 2017), Return-
to- the -Moon and visit to asteroid (by 2030), Mars Journey (by 2040). The $4.5 could
unable us to achieve these noble goals a few years sooner. (Remember: Virgin
Galactic isn't gambling with your money for their planned space ventures).
       NASA is considering a filling-station in earth orbit. Heavy-Lifter would take on
additional fuel. NASA would save money and shave a few more years off of getting
to the heretofore mentioned destinations. We prefer reactivating NERVA/Saturn S-N
programs from the 60s and 70s. Reactivate and further develop - leading to Heavy-lifter 
 docking unto earth-transfer vehicle (thermal nuclear stage, landing craft and space for
additional cargo) in earth orbit.
      MoonEx is a private company which wants taxpayer dollars (we won't see
dividends!) to mine moon. At this web site, see articles on NASA and moon mining.
      Sort of archeology: NASA wants to protect sites where unmanned Rangers
crashed into the moon and unmanned Surveyors soft-landed on the moon - needed
before astros landed (preserve manned landing sites) for historical and scientific
purposes. The top priorities are Apollo 11 (the first landing) and Apollo 17 (the last).
WE are concerned: Google is offering a prize of 20 million to private company that
lands a rover on the lunar surface and an additional 4 million if near an historic site.
Those sites have been unchanged. A rover would change the surface - erase foot
prints, for example.
An A.D.D.-break sponsored by Adderall and Southern Comfort (the better mixer):
Impatient, impulsive, distractible, energetic, emotionally needy, creative, innovative,
irreverent and a maverick (we know Brett Maverick). Some psychologists suspect that
Einstein, Mozart, Edgar Allen Poe, George Barnard Shaw, Salvador Dali, Thomas
Edison, Abe and Henry Ford had A.D.D. If true, Citizen Journalist is in good company!
The nearly non-stop Wall Street drummers condemn the super-rich: the 1% who
own 38% of America's wealth. We used to admire successful people. They also pay
38% of fed income tax. The drummers want to 'steal' their wealth for themselves, they
can't be bothered with working hard and earning. The blame the 1% for our economic/
financial ills. The OWSs have been endorsed by the dictators of Iran and Brazil, the
unions, the small Socialist, Communist and Nazi Parties in America. Obama
directs vitriol against them while the hypocrite accepts heavy contributions from
financial institutions. Dictators often blame a minority for problems in a country to
distract from the real culprits. Hitler blames Jews.
     OWSs anger is misdirected. Who deserves our wrath? Billy-boy Clinton for starting
the program of giving mortgages to people who couldn't afford them, barney's fannie and
freddie, unions, overspending by both parties and a handful of unscrupulous capitalists.
Our latest proposal (Citizen 'America's Candidate' Journalist has More Proposals
Original/Proposals Endorsed than any other candidate) for saving America: A
Nullification Doctrine as follows: Each state has a governor and a state attorney
general; if both agree to nullify a fed law or reg, it counts as one vote; 35 votes
results in nullification. The remaining 15 can turn the fed law or reg as is or modified
into a state law or reg if they so choose.
Once again, we have run out of space and can't flesh out our tax proposals. We won't
go south of the border and will shoot anyone who moves north into our sovereign territory!
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Fwd: FOR THE FEMINISTS:



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Date: Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Subject: Fwd: FOR THE FEMINISTS:
To: citizenjournalistrd@gmail.com


 
                                 To: The Feminists
                                 From: Citizen Journalist (Homebound)
                                 (Also at this venue: "The Article" (New); Action Chain
                                 Letter; Moon/Potential Energy Crisis; "Motivate."



                  "There's nothing sooner dry than  women's tears."
                                                                        -John Webster

                  "...God created men and women different - then
                   let them remain each in their position."
                                                                     -Queen Victoria

                  "Man for the field and woman for the hearth: 
                   Man for the sword and for the needle she:
                   Man with the head and women with the heart:
                   Man to command and woman to obey:
                   All else confusion."
                                                         -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

                 "If I had to give   definition of women capitalism I
                  would say: the process whereby American girls
                  turn into American Women."
                                                           -Christopher Hampton

Tis the real reason that I don't go outside: fear of my dangerous wit.

                "I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty
                 made 'em to match the men."
                                                                      -George Eliot
May I see the light of day again, ladies?
                   
                                                                 

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Fwd: THE ARTICLE (Spanking-New Version)...







-----Original Message-----
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Sep 20, 2011 10:10 am
Subject: THE ARTICLE (Spanking-New Version) (Four posts dealing with energy crisis
follow).
                             THE ARTICLE (Spanking-New Version)
                   by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio and Dr. Yamamoto
Richard D.: "What's on the line-up?" Citizen Journalist: "We got your tax
proposals." RD: "We have the Space Launch System." Dr. Yamamoto: "I
might be yellow but I got green."
As is our wont, we start with cosmos (which means world) and then, we
deal with world by Offending with Truth!
       NASA has proposed the Orion-MPCV/SLS (Multi-Purpose-Crew-Vehicle/
Space Launch System) building on Saturn 5/Shuttle/Constellation technology
which will conduct missions in earth orbit - a recent report had indicated
otherwise. It will place science satellites in earth orbit and visit International
Space Station for time-sensitive missions when and if private sector has to
cancel due to technical difficulties - a back-up. However, its primary mission
will be to Mars. Unfortunately, not to the moon as well. Moon mining would
drastically improve our energy situation - see: "Action Chain Letter 10 and
"Moon Mining: Crystalinks" at our comsat Citizenj (connect via Home Page)
 and then phone and/or leave a
message at the web site of your members of congress. Get with the program!!!
It was over 15 years ago when Ross Peroit warned us about deficit-spending
and the national debt and few took him seriously. It was over 10 years ago
that Steve Forbes popularized the idea of a flat tax. Over the past few months,
Herman Cain and Citizen Journalist have been talking about a fair/flat taxes.
We are now prepared to present our final version:
Part One: A flat tax of 10% for those who earn over $50,000 per year (Thanks
to Bush those who earn less than $50,000 no longer have to pay a federal
income tax; they have a state in America and, we believe, that they should
pay a mere $100 to help reduce the debt). Everyone - super-rich, rich, upper-
middle-class, mid-middle-class and a portion of lower-middle class - will pay
10% of their salaries/wages; 10% of the interest on their savings accounts; 10%
of the dividends on stocks, bonds, commodities; 10% of rental income; 10% of
the sale of property; 10% on gifts, tips, gambling wins. For a long time, there
was a marriage penalty which hurt and discouraged marriage and while it has
been largely rectified, we would call for a deduction of up to 3 dependents for
the heterosexually married and a deduction for charitable donations. There
would be no other deductions: tax simplification. Everyone could fill out their
own taxes - no need to spend billions on accountants.
Part Two: Fair Tax or National Income Tax of 10% except for poor, elderly and
disabled who have a Benefit Card and a Photo I.D.
Cutting taxes and rolling back regulations unleashes productive forces: people
work harder, earn more and, thereby, pay more in taxes - we won't mind because
we are making more. This alone won't eliminate debt or even come close as
Medicaid/Medicare and other social programs will consume all tax revenue in
about 20 years and we won't have any money for defense, national and domestic
security, NASA and other fed responsibilities!
"When objective NASA satellite data, reported in a peer-reviewed scientific
journal, show a 'huge discrepancy' between alarmist climate models and
real world facts, climate scientists, the media and our elected officials
would be wise to take note." - James Taylor, Heartland Institute.
In contrast: U.N./Al Gore/liberal science: Infamous hockey stick graph;
suppressing opposing points of view; lack of peer review in prominent
journals dealing with climate-ology, atmospheric physics; placing heat
sensors near heat sources; emails amongst U.N. scientists containing
suggestions on how to fudge data; papers in scientific journals quoting
other papers is fine but quoting from "Mountain Climbing" and "Camping
mags isn't - "National Geographic," "Scientific American," "Discover,"
Science Digest" would be considered borderline by most reputable
scientists. As our society becomes more scientific and technological, it is
imperative that our children learn real science not fabrications regarding
global warming/climate change!
Know you enemies: the liberals. This includes that strange breed: upper
and middle management at most T.V. networks, most major newspapers,
all major movie studios and record companies, most publishing houses.
They are capitalists but social (moral) liberals, liberals on domestic issues
(other than economics), liberals on defense and foreign policy.
       During and before the early 1980s, 70% of Americans considered
homosexuality to be immoral. abnormal and unnatural. The issue of same-
sex marriage was virtually never brought up. The remaining 30% considered
it to be a normal but alternate lifestyle or were undecided. Nowadays,
polls show that 51% favor same-sex marriage when there choice is same-
sex marriage or not. When the civil union option is added to the mix, the
preference is 60% for civil unions (most people are too stupid to realize
that they are both the self-same thing - it's just a matter of semantics).
Although, we would likely discover that it is 65-75% in the 14 Northeastern
and 3 western states and 51-65% opposed in the Midwest and South.
Nonetheless, very significant change since the early '80s. What happened?
       Only 20% of Americans identify themselves as liberals and 12% as
atheists and agnostics. Libs are amoral or moral relativists: they
believe that each person should decide right-wrong/good-bad for
themselves without any consideration given to the Bible or what the
majority in a society think (a recipe for choas not society!). We can thank
the perverted liberal daytime talk shows (Phil, Oprah, Joan, Sally, Montel
and the rest of the slime) since the early '80s wherein homo was their
favorite topic (an audience member who was critical was sometimes
shouted down by the host or made to shut up with a "We don't pass
judgement here." Libs are big on free speech; we hear you laughing!
Often the freaks appeared: for a few years, viewers were shocked and
wanted to upchuck followed by a few years of disgust followed by a
few years of uneasiness followed by a few years of tentative acceptance
and, finally, for many: it's a normal but alternate lifestyle - not for me
but acceptable. Fag flags fly high on fairy fannies (you know about our
penchant...addiction...to alliterations!).
(Economic/financial crisis due in large part to barney frank's fannie and
freddie - are we on A.D.D. trip!; be patient for there will be our customary
A.D.D. break).
       Now, shows like NGC's "Taboo" and TLC's "My Strange Addiction"
are working on further damaging masculinity with man-babies. Shows
about sadists, adults who dress like animals and people with all kinds
of fetishes that they hope to mainstream. They no longer need to focus
on homos reason their flags are flying high. Our candidate for the main
 flavor for the next two decades is: man-babies.
It's time for an A.D.D. break brought to you by Adderall and Gallo Wines:
There are over a 160 types of cancer; 40% of us will be diagnosed as having
cancer in our lifetime.
We are facing a double-dip recession or stagflation: rising prices (rising
inflation)and inadequate growth; during prosperity prices are high and no
one complains because demand is meeting supply (little inflation: problem
when demand exceeds supply and prices rise), unemployment is low,
raises and bonuses are large, companies are expanding (new factories),
spending more on R & D, dividends are very healthy.
Starting next year under Obama-care, health insurances companies will have
to cover birth control pills and other preventative measures and an annual
physical for women without a co-pay; these are just two of the hundreds of
new regs that will prevent health insurers from making a decent profit and
result in there going out of business paving the way for socialized medicine.
Let's not forget the hundreds of new regs that will soon take effect due to
Financial Reform forcing business to expand factories and built new
factories in countries with lower taxes and fewer regs. The loss of jobs will
mean more Americans on social services, fed gov will have to spend more on
 dependent citizens. Are you worried about U.S. loosing Triple A bond rating.
We might go all the way down to junk bond status.
We were remiss: Obama-care will eliminate 12% of the plans offered by health
insurers. (See our health plan:Updated-Modified-Expanded"Action Chain Letter 10"
The union myth (it too is being taught to your children): The significant growth
of the middle class in the 19th Century, especially, between the end of the
Civil War (do you know  when it ended or are you ignorant?) and 1900 was due
to unions forcing big bad business which treated employees like servants (look
at your kid's elementary or high or college textbook) to increase wages 3-fold
during that period. Problem: by 1900, only 3% of Americans were in unions!
Unions helped save America by pressuring FDR to do the "New Deal." FDR's
Secretary of the Treasury stated in 1939 that "New Deal" predicated on Keynesian
economics (the same economics employed by Obama for two years) failed!
Unions are responsible for forcing those Robber Barons to institute safety in the
work place. Truth: Modern public relations began during the early 20th Century.
Execs became concerned with public image and realized that it looked bad to
have a lot of workers take ill or become injured; further, they had an investment
in worker's that they trained: an asset. Safety began to improve early in the last
century and big-time between 1933-71. Unions advocated for but didn't get
National Safety Board until 1977. Prior to the 1960s, it was difficult for blacks to
join a union and they were even precluded for certain occupations. "Look for the
Union Label" meant: made by whites. Yet, they claim and your children's teachers
teach that unions were always pro-black. Unions utter ugly untruths. (There we go
again! - alliterating).
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