Fwd: MERMAIDS EAT DOMINOES...

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Subject: MERMAIDS EAT DOMINOES...

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         MOMUS PRESENTS MERMAIDS EAT DOMINOES,

                                                                 DRINK COFFEE

                                 by Richard DePersio

with Citizen 'Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple' Journalist

 

Fairy Tale from the not to distant future...

       Place: Grocery Store

       Clerk: "Can I help you?"

       Customer (age 13*): "I'll have a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread,

 a dime bag of coke and the red-headed whore out front."

       Clerk: "The male or female?"

 

Caffeine Withdrawal has been added to the psychiatrist's** BIG

book of mental disorders. Will it be covered by the Americans with

Disabilities Act!?!***

Will they soon add Broadcast Withdrawal for those of us who

have outgrown the major broadcast networks? and Gender

Confusion for guys who are attracted to girls?

 

Dominoes is attempting to develop an unmanned drone**** (using GPS,

camera) to deliver their pizza to replace delivery boys and men (how sad!).

 At first, they will need someone to operate the remote-control; later,

 simply programming method without need of remote-control device. Do

you remember when Dominoes pizza (certainly nothing like real Italian

 pizza) guarantied a free pizza if it wasn't delivered within 30 minutes.

Will they now guarantee a free  pizza if it's delivered to destination within

30 minutes without exploding? One more thought: We bet remote-

controllers will have pizzas soar to rooftops to observe sunbathers. The

marksmen will be able to serve pizza-on-a-rack. So what if they didn't

 order the pizza. And, we'll bet you a real Italian pizza that when policeman

have drones that they won't be keeping their eyes peeled to criminals ---

 like TSA agents who target lovelies.

Let's all take solace in the knowledge that the IRS will be responsible

for collecting details about your health and medical history and

present status under BO-Care!

 

Animal Channel scores its highest ratings ever faux-doc 'showing that

mermaids real!!! Truth revealed during closing credits. Over six

million views with nearly two million taken for Triton-ride. Who would believe

 that so many would be so gullible nowadays.

Orson pulled it off pre-WW2 on a Halloween night '38. An estimated 6 million

 heard all or part of radio play on alien invasion with an estimated 1.7 million

 believing it true and 1.2 million of them terrified across the nation, especially,

N.Y. City, Grover's Mill (Orson had them land in a real town) and other parts

of New Jersey. Pre-WW2 with some people fearing Nazi invasion. Our

grandfather was in a hotel lobby and a drunk ran through hollowing: "The Nazi's

 are here!!!

 

Triton: "Momus, I just got back from condescending to pay my

trumpet for mortals at www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com Although, that

RD is god-like, therefore, makes it go down easier. By-the-bye, did

you know that I was a merman?"

Momus: "That would be like Priapus asking, 'Did you know that I was a...'

Never mind. Triton, you unlike me, don't Offend with Truth. Look who else

is visiting a CJCS comsat for the first time."

Glaucus: "Momus, while I'm not in your league, I'd like to irk Triton. As I

once told a maiden..."I am no monster, nor sea animal, but a god; and

neither Proteus nor Triton ranks higher than I." Though,they may be

Poseidon's sons! "Once I was a mortal and followed the sea for a living; but

 now I belong wholly to it." I underwent a metamorphosis and was promoted

to my present dignity. Momus: "Just fine but a little to subtle for my taste."

 

*There is little evidence that psychotherapy is effective. Studies show:

in one-third of cases, it's beneficial with meds or meds alone; no change

in one-third without meds; 1/3patients gets worse with just therapy (Inside Out:

Introduction to Psychology, PBS/CUNY). I'd like to witness Gestalt Therapy

 for it seems the most likely to succeed (!): Patients are told to speak for their

legs; they are told to address an empty chair pretending that the person who

is giving them the most trouble is sitting there. It's reminiscent of Clint at

Republican Convention! Lib judges have been undermining Christianity and

parental authority since the '50s. Now, an appeals court has decreed that

the  so-called 'morning after pill' must be available to girls of any age! BO won't

appeal decision! Freedom Outpost is reporting that students were

prevented from distributing pamphlets about an upcoming Bible study

class by the Council on Islamic-American Relations (CIAR) (Bible Study was

part of public schools until the mid-'60s, as well as,  Christian prayer

per Founding Fathers wishes; minority non-Christians would stand politely

 but not prayer) while they give booklets to school officials on Islamic

religious practices. The are demanding Muslim prayer in public school.

Indications are that Michigan will cave and after all these years prayer

will return to public schools - the prayers of the 1 % per cent of

Americans who are Muslim! First Michigan, where next. Freedom post

points out that CIAR is like gay lobby, they claim to be victims when their

the aggressors.

We implore you to read posts here and at www.cj-rickaddsite.blogspot.com

(not out-of-date/still highly relevant; if you have a problem connecting directly,

anyone can connect via Facebook's Second American Revolution) on what

 libs are teaching your children and grandchildren about gays, Muslims,

Founding Fathers, Founding Docs without your knowledge and approval.

 How military hymns, traditions, ceremonies going back to our Founding are

 being discarded or modified to suit libs, gays, feminists and Muslims.

Christianity is being suppressed in military while Muslims are accommodated.

Find out what this cult - not a religion - is doing to small towns and Americana. 

We are witnessing the death of Western Civilization! All with the support of BO.

**We have college textbooks on abnormal psychology and early childhood

development from '70s. explaining that homo is abnormal and unnatural and

why it would be bad for girls and boys for girls to be on boy's little league teams.

Then, came the early '80s, homo was reclassified by the American

Psychiatric Association as a normal but alternate lifestyle and there was

no problem with girls on boys balls. Decades of research thrown out the

window due to pressure from fem and gay lobbies. Minority positions lead

to minority rule. Now, it's the Muslims turn! Decades of research sacrificed

a lib alter. It's laughable that psychiatry is a medical 'science' and psychology

a social 'science'!

***CJ: "In 1990, I was in the hospital with a fractured rib (you should have seen

the other guy!) when I nurse rushed excitingly toward me (playing with cane)

and shouted, 'You must be so happy that Congress just passed the Americans

with Disabilities Act!' I replied, 'Cripples will abuse it and it doesn't allow free-

market forces to operate.' I, sadly, was right on both scores. What I didn't

predict that silly stuff would be classified as a disability --- costing taxpayers

and businesses BIG-time. She was shocked and I was disappointed that she

hadn't run excitedly in my direction for a different reason!

****Cameras on street corners, soon drones in the sky watching you as you

leave your house (they're already monitoring you on your computer), BO

 feel-ups and porno pics even of little girls and blue-haired old ladies --- all

unconstitutional!!! (no search warrant or probable cause) While 100% security 

is unattainable, Bush had largely solved problem via sealing doors to cockpits 

during flight and Sky Marshals). Only one  major airport - name slips our minds -

 still has private security and it beats gov-security airports hands-down (and

 they do keep hands to themselves) in test after test using more traditional

methods and equipment - private sector prevails! At airports, profile, if you're

 going to violate rights limit it to the few: 75% of the time surreptitiously watch

the Muslims males, 18 to 50; 15%, other Muslim- looking travelers; 10%, other. 

Porno and/or feel-up when circumstances warrant: suspicious behavior. This

might actually be within the bounds of U.S. Constitution.